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"If you have any doubt about my qualifications or credentials..." |
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"How hard is it to get a Presidential proclamation?" |
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"Hey, this sign isn't just a decoration." |
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"Five times within the last three months, all in a town with a population of less than 15,000 people? I'd say that's a little more than a statistical anomaly." |
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"Are you a witch or not?" |
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"Yeah, but I won." |
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"Oh, no, did you leave a message? Sorry, my answering machine dropped dead of exhaustion. What did you say?" |
